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July 2009

Listen: “La Roux” by La Roux

Synth-y trash with a funky haircut. Soaring vocal acrobatics in gloss black shell. La Roux’s self-titled album is a glittering example of how to do an 80s throwback sound and image well. It’s not entirely nostalgia, which seems to be a trap fallen into by many a day-glo wearer. But you certainly know where La Roux is drawing her inspiration without question. I’d say it’s more like what the 80s would have been with MacBooks, modern production values and Alexander McQueen pants.

So, what does this somewhat androgynous ginger singer from Britain sound like? Start with “In For The Kill.” Then move on to “Bulletproof.” Shiny, huh? Now you’ve covered the singles. The album gets a little slow in the middle, but is completely fine to listen to while, say, writing a blog post. But, if you’re in a hurry – say reading a review – try “Tigerlily,” which actually transcends the sort of silly name to become a relatively great song with its driving digital beat. And my favorite by far is “Reflections Are Protection,” which is kinda batshit insane and completely delightful. Finally, make sure to stop by “Fascination.”

How to construct a patio in 1.5 days.

Or: how to make it so you can’t walk in 2.5 days.

Friends, I am sore. Earth-shatteringly, bone-crunchingly sore. Can’t get up easily sore. Can’t get out of cars without shrieking sore. SORE. But, it was worth it because instead of working on a patio this fourth of July, I was having coffee on a finished patio this fourth of July. And now I await our first ever, tiny barbecue this fourth of July.

Wanna see why I’m crippled? Below:

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And one of Kate putting me to shame with how stylish she makes her shattered body look:

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All reminds me of lyrics from the current summer jam, if you will – “Bruises” by Chairlift:

Hot July ain’t good to me
I’m pink and black and blue

I got bruises on my knees for you
And grass stains on my knees for you
Got holes in my new jeans for you
Got pink and black and blue

More photos on Flickr over here.

Did I mention our neighbor’s car caught fire in the midst of admiring the patio this morning?

I can’t believe I’m saying this…

…but lately I’ve been really thinking about a vacation from technology. Like, probably not to a cabin in the middle of the woods. I mean, that would basically be like going home. And I probably want electricity and running water. But just no phone. Like, I wouldn’t even take it with me. Certainly no computer. Probably not even any music (unless it was not attached to a device that could do anything but play music.)

I might go into withdrawal. That’s actually the only hang up I’m facing with putting this plan into action. The internet is like a sixth (and probably seventh) sense to me at this point. However, I am so completely saturated with gadgetry in my day to day existence that I crave waking up to only the sounds of the ocean or the rain or the birds. And a very quiet cup of coffee. And maybe even an actual newspaper.

We’ll see how this develops. Maybe I can find some ramshackle cottage in DE to spend a weekend at before summer is over?

How often do you go to the grocery store?

I signed myself up for Nielsen’s Homescan contraption the other day. I got wait-listed. However, when I’m not, I expect to have all sorts of nerdy fun scanning in the shit that I’m buying and then keeping track of just how strange the consumption habits really are when put on paper.

While I wait on a list, Nielsen has decided to send me “interesting” figures about “average” consumers. Today’s: the average consumer goes to the grocery store twice per week. This number is alarming for three reasons.

  1. I probably do actually do this.
  2. Most of the people doing this are probably driving to WalMart twice a week for junk food.
  3. Really, shouldn’t we be going to a market for fresh food every other day or even every day?

So, to the subject line: how often do you go to the grocery store?