Deer Carnage
Hoovah told me this amazing story last night and even provided iPhone photo illustration/proof. To paraphrase:
“I was on my way over to my coworker’s apartment last night to help her set up her wireless network. I called her and she sounded as though she had been crying. When I arrived, I asked what was wrong and discovered that she had been sitting on her couch, trying to set up her network on her own. Apparently, completely out of nowhere, a deer broke through her living room window and proceeded to smash furniture, smear blood on the walls and break through the front door.”
Pictographic evidence:
Hoover has the best stories.