[I know this is a total cop-out, but I'm too tired to think of anything creative to blog about. Deal with it.]
Installment #4:

What is it? woven pear and apple
What’s its deal? became mine in a purging of her apartment belongings
Where does it live? impossible to assemble Danish bookcase in the dining room
Any notable facts? I presume they are from Hannah’s mom, Marie
Installment #3:

What is it? Interaction WALL-E
What’s its deal? travel gift from Kate to me following a visit to FAO Schwarz
Where does it live? bottom shelf of the TV stand by the XBox 360
Any notable facts? makes an ungodly racket and terrifies the cats, which is awesome to watch
Installment #2:

What is it? three ceramic cats
What’s its deal? Xmas gift from me to Kate, representing Andromeda, Narcissa and Bellatrix
Where does it live? end table to the left of the couch
Any notable facts? predicted the addition of Clyde and Rigel into the household well ahead of time
My house is chock full of strange and interesting objects – so many that I often find myself zoning out while the stereo is on, trying my damnedest to remember what they all are. So, in an effort to aid in this process (and come up with easily generated blog posts,) I give you the Random Object Generator.
Installment #1:

What is it? antique Japanese teapot
What’s its deal? present from Lindsie to me two Xmases ago
Where does it live? impossible to assemble Danish bookcases in the dining room
Any notable facts? was an awesome surprise of an Xmas gift, especially since it came with four matching teacups
Besides, who doesn’t enjoy taking a look at the knickknacks and gewgaws that other people surround themselves with?