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September 2009

Random Object Generator

Installment #9:

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What is it? snowglobe with a cat in it from the Warhol Museum

What’s its deal? it’s a cat in a snowglobe – I mean, what else do you want?

Where does it live? same table as Amber’s beloved landline phone

Any notable facts? Kate might think the vacuum was our first joint house purchase (or Rigel) but it’s actually this – which speaks volumes, when you think about it.

Random Object Generator

Installment #8:

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What is it? postcard of Indian lovers

What’s its deal? purchased forever ago at an art museum I visited on a school trip for my Western Civ class

Where does it live? beside the oh-so-important landline phone on the end table to the right of the couch

Any notable facts? usually buried behind a wall of books after following me from one home to the next since high school

The French to ban undisclosed Photoshop-in’

But how will we ever buy products if we can see pores, veins, the natural color of teeth or – heaven forbid – stretch marks?!

According to Gizmodo, the French parliament is considering passing a mandate that would require all advertisers to notify the public whenever an ad has been through the Photoshop perfection engine. The penalty? Fines as high as half the cost of the ad campaign.

Part of me loves this. And part of me loves Mark Wilson’s quote at the end of the article:

“[…] the skeptic in us might see this as the lame excuse of someone not committed enough to rigorous cosmetic surgery.”

Will it only apply to skillful Photoshop work? Because sometimes, it’s damned obvious.

Best album I forgot I had: Pet Grief by The Radio Dept

Sometimes I open iTunes and scroll through my music library without really knowing what I’m doing or looking for. This past Saturday morning was one of these times and I’m glad it was because I landed myself on a real gem that I forgot I even had lying around: Pet Grief by The Radio Dept.

This 2006 album is an absolute ideal compliment to making pancakes after sleeping in. Or reading a magazine after all the chores are checked off for the day. Or taking a long drive with the leaves falling and the roof open (as I hope to do in a few days.) Essentially, it’s a relaxed weekend bordering on contented boredom in musical form.

A few of the bands’ tracks were on the Marie Antoinette soundtrack. I needn’t say more.

So, now is the time when I pick my favorite tracks and provide you with a small army of links: “It’s Personal,” “Pet Grief,” “The Worst Taste in Music” and “Always a Relief.”

As you can hear, it’s a little like merging Air and New Order. Kind of a perfect combination in my book.

And the Wikipedias tell me that 2009 will see a new release as well. Hooray for accidental rediscovery!

Today is the Beginning

(Actually, it was yesterday, but John Allison broke his schedule.)

The newest comic from John Allison, Bad Machinery, has launched. The style seems to split the difference between old ScaryGoRound and new and the storyline feels familiar and intriguingly unfamiliar at the same time. Won’t you give it a spare moment?

I’ve also just realized that this is my 500th post (catalogued on this blog, at least.)  September is the month of milestones for me, readers!  Happy 500th post to all – but most especially you, Mr. Allison, since I’ve unwittingly made a donation to your cause.

Random Object Generator

Installment #7:

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What is it? “white mouse”

What’s its deal? one of hundreds of cat toys that, at any time, can be right under your feet when it’s dark in the house

Where does it live? wherever our cats feel like tossing it today – sometimes in the toy basket, though

Any notable facts? “white mouse” is less popular than “brown mouse” for reasons we’ll never fully understand

BMW (USA,) we have to talk

Specifically, we have to talk about this ad:

You see, the more I see it (and it’s in heavy rotation on the channels I frequent – like 10 times last night on the History Channel), the more it’s driving me mad. Let’s break it down, shall we?

  1. Americans did not create Efficient Dynamics. That would be the Germans, probably spurred on by the European Union and countries like England giving incentives to drivers with lower carbon emissions and higher overall fuel efficiency. When you are peddling cars with inline 6s, you really do need to create a way for them to be as intelligently efficient as possible. I understand this, but please don’t tell me that it was American Ingenuity™ that created Efficient Dynamics. Or else I’m claiming schnitzel, too.
  2. On that point, Efficient Dynamics should not be confused with the two diesel models that BMW has decided to sell here in the US. The Efficient Dynamics program, as it exists in its native lands, is actually about stop/start technologies, regenerative braking and other ingenious solutions to bump up fuel economy while driving down emissions. In Europe, diesel is often the standard choice for vehicles like the X5 and even the 3 Series – because they are efficient. It’s not Redundant Dynamics.
  3. That being said, can we talk for a second about the advertisement itself? Holding a CFL bulb and talking about greener car technologies seems logical enough. Where this ad goes batshit fucking insane is when it continues to talk about being better to the Earth while TWO THOUSAND LIGHTBULBS BLAZE TO LIFE! Even if it was computer generated, it’s still completely daft.
  4. I’m also not entirely convinced that a diesel X5 that gets 25 MPG highway is all that much greener than a gasoline X5 that gets 21 MPG highway (and costs $4,000 less.) Additionally, I’m not sure that a gasoline 328i that gets 28 MPG is that much worse than a diesel 335d that gets 36 MPG and costs $10,000 more.

Now BMW, you know that I love you. I defend your honor any time Clarkson trashes the X3. I think that the Efficient Dynamics program is brilliant when looked at as a whole. I even get past your weird fascination with using the abbreviation E.D. for both this program and European Delivery when you know full well that many of your buyers have a little blue pill for another E.D. all together. But, the next time you decide to talk about efficiency, let’s at least have the 320d, X5 30d and the rest of the “d” variants on the screen for US consumption, okay?